Sunday, October 22, 2006

Cecil the friendly potato farmer's mule

Our hero, DS slams the rotting wooden door closed behind him. The seemingly abandoned spooky desert shack with a dark history looks like the perfect place to hide out overnight, on this night when the moon is neither maning nor waxing, but full!. DS cautiously puts his eye against one of the many holes that are in the rich mahogany timberwork of the shack, and finds the truckers searching the nearby shruberies, acting as though they are completely unaware of our hero's hidden nook.
"what a spot of luck!" exclaimed DS (but in a whisper as not to give away his location) "Those brit's will never think to venture into a shack that obviously has no tea and crumpet making facilities". And of course, he was completely correct. after a quick glance over the area, the truckers found themselves not only lacking someone to mock, but also alone in the desert in, what only moments ago was the blazing sun, but what is now the dead of night.
shivering, the trucker named BoviJovi whipered "I..i...i say ch...chap, lets go and t...take in a show down the west end. I hear Les' Mis is on!"
but before they could take a step, a ghastly shadow leaps seemingly from nowhere, blotting out the light of the moon. Screams filled the air, as the shadow creature ravaged the trucker badasses. What a confrontation it must have been*
*While the Badass Brit truckers may have had a numbers advantage, not to mention a superior diplomatic tounge, the shadow creature is theoried to have many tounges, and while non are used for diplomatic discussion, they non-the-less seemed to win out in this confrontation. The shadow beast had the obvious psychological advantage over the BBT's, as it is common knowledge that Brits are afraid of the dark, so it goes to say that a beast made from the darkness itself would put 2 or even more brits, regardless of their proffession, in quite a state.
Also, the Shadow beast seemed to be about 10 ft tall, weigh about 4 tonnes, have acid breath, bone spikes for eyes and have poison blood.
DS However, he was completely oblivious to all of this however, for he had fallen asleep.

Will DS escape the beast? will he even realise there is a beast after him? Will the next blog be better than this one? only time will tell


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